Today I write to you for only one reason - because I can! I have never attempted a blog and quite frankly have no idea if anyone can read what I am typing... I'm content with that and look forward to using this nifty little tool as a way to vent in a non confrontational legal way. I experience the same stupidity and draining scenarios as all others, but something about saying it out loud gives me the power I need to move the hell on-so here it is, MY RELEASE!

About me: I'm a mother of two, I have a loving fiancé, a four legged son, I'm a home owner, I run my own business, and last but not least -I hate the hell out of our society as it is today! I will never get into the details of political views- I won't sit here and pretend to know the details of current events.  I DO however have plenty of crazy shit happen on a day to day basis that I need to talk about! For instance, this 30+ year old man who tried to T-bone me today while I was pulling in my driveway!!! Yes, I did what every great mother would do and followed him a block in a half to take a picture. Even though I was livid, I managed to called the authorities and they gave me proper instructions to defuse the situation after flipping him off and telling him where to go. YOUR WELCOME WORLD, I'll count that as community service!


About you: Your needing someone to relate to your madness. Someone who gets the humor in your daily frustration and can spit their drink across the room to your pun because IT'S THAT DAMN FUNNY. You may be sad, probably frustrated, a little bored, maybe even confused with what your even reading... either way we're friends now so shut the hell up, grab a VERY large glass of wine and READ MY SHIT SHOW!

UNTIL NEXT TIME- BITCH BE SPEAKIN!